SML Movie Jeffy's Cat Piano Problem!

Mario: So uh, what do you want to do today? Rosalina: Well, we can always- (meowing) Mario: Jeffy, stop it! No cat piano today! Jeffy: But I wanna play my cat piano, daddy. Mario: Well, it's annoying Jeffy. I don't want you playing your cat piano. Jeffy: Well, can I sing a song? Mario: Wha- Sing a song? Jeffy: Yeah.

Mario: No, Jeffy. You can't sing a song. Rosalina: Aw, come on, Mario. He could be really good at singing.

Jeffy: Yeah, Daddy. Just one song. Mario: Alright, fine, Jeffy. Just one song.

Jeffy: When you're sitting in a bush
And you feel something squish, diarrhea! Mario: Wha- JEFFY. Jeffy: When your sitting in the sun and you feel something run, diarrhea!  Mario: JEFFY STOP SINGING ABOUT DIARRHEA. Jeffy:  When you're watching TV and your ass starts to pee, diarrhea!  Mario: JEFFY, STOP THAT! Jeffy: When you're sitting on the remote and your ass starts to explode... (Start ~epsilon) Mario: Wha- Jeffy: DIARRHEA! Mario: JEFFY, STOP SINGING ABOUT DIARRHEA! Jeffy: When you're wearing a big hat and your ass starts to splat...

Mario: Jeffy... Jeffy: DIARRHEA! Mario: JEFFY, STOP SINGING-- Diarrhea, diarrhea, diarrhea!  Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh! Mario: You know what, Jeffy? I'm taking away your cat piano! Jeffy: But Daddy, don't take away my cat piano! I want to play it! Mario: Stupid cat piano! Where should I hide it? In the pantry? Oh, behind the green beans! Yeah, he wouldn't look behind that. Alright, yeah. *Sigh* Jeffy: Why'd you take my cat piano, daddy? Mario: Because, Jeffy, you were singing about diarrhea.

Jeffy: Well, I can do that without my cat piano. When daddy's all mad
And his pants are full of shit, diarrhea! Mario: That's it, Jeffy!
You lost your cat piano for a month! Jeffy: Well, how long is that, Daddy? Mario: 30 days. Jeffy: HOLY HORSE FUCK! Mario: THAT'S IT, JEFFY. GO TO YOUR ROOM! Jeffy: I'm gonna go throw my toys.

Mario: It's only gonna hurt you, Jeffy. Not me. *Toys being thrown* My god... Rosalina: So where did you hide his cat piano Mario? Mario: Well, I hid it in the pantry behind the green beans.

Rosalina: Oh, he'll never think to look there. Mario: Yeah. (Jeffy being amgry) Jeffy: SCREW YOU DADDY! Junior: Uh, Jeffy, why are you throwing all my toys in my playroom? Jeffy: 'Cause my daddy's a FUCK and he took my cat piano! Junior: Well, why did he took your cat piano? Jeffy: Because I was singing about diarhhea. Junio: Oh...

Well, that sucks... Well, why don't you go try to find your cat piano? Jeffy: 'Cause he hid it, and I don't know where it's at! Junior: Oh, come on we can find it! The house's not that big. Come on, lets go try to find it! Jeffy: Well, that's a good idea, Junior! Let's go! Junior: Okay, Jeffy. Where do you think your dad hid it? Jeffy: Well, I don't know Junior, I have no idea! Junior: Well, let's look under the couches or something.

Come on. Lets look everywhere! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. Junior: Uhh, is it under there? Jeffy: No. Junior: Ughh, ok, check the other one.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. Junior: Is it under that one? Jeffy: No. Junior: Ok, lets go check the kitchen. Junior: Uh, no he's not in the microwave.

Is it down there? Jeffy: No Junior, it's not down here. Junior: Uh, well, check the cabinets. No. No.

Jeffy, is it in that cabinet? Jeffy: Uh... No. Jeffy: I'm not seeing it. *Shattered plate* Ummm...

No. *Another plate* No. *Ok, third plate* I don't see it, Junior! Junior: Uh... Okay, maybe we should look somewhere else What the-- *wow such shatter* What was that for? Jeffy: 'Cause I'm mad at my daddy! Junior: Oh, well...

Maybe you should go ask your dad and see if he can give us some hints on where we could find it. Jeffy: Oh, okay Junior. Be right back. Rosalina: Mario, what was all that noise? Mario: Ugh, Jeffy's just throwing a temper tantrum.

Jeffy: Hey daddy? I'm sorry for singing about diarrhea. Mario: Well, it's too late to say sorry, Jeffy. You're not getting your cat piano back. Jeffy: THAT'S NOT FAIR DADDY! I WANT MY CAT PIANO BACK! WHERE IS IT! Mario: Jeffy, I hid it, and you're not getting it back until a month goes by.

Jeffy: Well, at least give me a hint, daddy! Mario: I'm not giving you a hint, Jeffy. Jeffy: Is it on the first floor, or the second floor? Mario: Je- Jeffy, I'm not giving you a hint. Jeffy: Umm, uhhh...Oh! What about, how many letters does it start with? Mario: Wha- What? Jeffy: How many letters does it start with? Mario: One. Jeffy: Well that's a good hint there, daddy.

Oh oh, daddy! Tell me if I'm hot or cold! Mario: What? You're cold, Jeffy. You're cold. You're cold. You're cold.

You're cold. You're COLD. JEFFY, WE'RE NOT DOING THIS. IT'S GOING TO LAST ALL DAY! Jeffy: WELL DADDY, I WANT MY CAT PIANO BACK AND YOU BETTER TELL ME WHERE IT IS.

Mario: Jeffy, only me and Rosalina know where it's at, and we're not telling you! Jeffy: WELL FINE, DADDY! FUCK YOU! (Oh jeffy) Junior: Ugh... Gotta clean up my playroom... (Jeffy going amgry!) Jeffy: I'M MAD, JUNIOR. Junior: What's wrong, Jeffy? Did your dad give you a hint? Jeffy: No.

He's said, oh, he and my mommy know where my cat piano is. Junior: So, you're never gonna find it... Jeffy: No, I guess not. *Coolcid starts his engine* Junior: Well, what if there was a way that we could shrink down really small, and go inside your dad's brain, and control him.

And you could, like, convince your mom and tell you where it's at. Jeffy: Oh, that'd be cool, Junior, but I don't know how I'd do that. Junior: Well loo- well look. You can take this Mini Mushroom right here, and eat it, and it makes things really small.

Jeffy: Oh, my peepee must've ate one of those Mini Mushrooms. Junior: Oh. Well you eat it, you get really small, and you go inside your dad's brain. Jeffy: Well how do I get inside the brain, Junior? Junior: Well, I could take a straw, and like spitball you into your dad's ear, and you go inside his brain, and then control it.

Jeffy: Oh, that'd be so cool, Junior. Let's do it! Junior: All right eat the mushroom! All right. *Nom* Jeffy: Hey Junior! Look at me, I'm really small! UH! *Pat pat pat* Junior: All right, so I'm gonna pick you up, I'm gonna put you in a straw, and I'm gonna spitball you inside your dad's ear. Jeffy: Alright Junior.

Rosalina: Mario, don't you think a month is a little long to take away his cat piano? Mario: No, he needs to learn his lesson you stop singing about diarrhea. A month is plenty enough time. Rosalina: Okay. Juinor *muffled*: Alright Jeffy, are you ready? Jeffy: Yeah Junior, I'm ready! Junior: Okay.

*Ptooey* Mario: Ow, ow! Rosalina: Mario, are you okay? Mario: Y-yeah, I think something just, like, flew around my ear. I think it was a fly or something. Yeah, I think it was nothing. *Brain sound* Jeffy: Wooooow, I'm inside daddy's brain? I can make him do whatever I want now.

Rosalina: So Mario, what do you wanna do today? Mario: I dunno, we can do whatever we w- UUUH! W- Rosalina: Mario, what was that? Mario: I- I dunno. I guess it was a cough- UH UH UH UH UH. Rosalina: Mario, do you have something stuck in your throat- Mario: UUUUUUUHHHHH. Rosalina: Oh my gosh! Mario *stuttering*: I don't know what's going on.

Maybe I have a cough or something? Rosalina: Mario, what are you doing? Mario: I DON'T KNOW! I'M NOT DOING THAT- UUUH! UUUH! Rosalina: Why are you doing that? Mario: *rapid UUUH* Rosalina: Mario, STOP IT! Mario: UUUUUH. Rosalina: WHAT'S GOING ON?! Jeffy: UUUH UUUH UUUH UUUH UUUH! This is so much fun! UUUH UUUH UUUH UUUH UUUH UUUH UUUH. *Mario: heavy breathing* Rosalina: Mario, what is going on? Mario: I DON'T KNOW! I DON'T- UUUH UUUH UUUH UUUH. Rosalina: Mario, are you sick or something?! Mario: I DON'T KNOW! I D- I HATE GREEN BEANS!!! Rosalina: No you don't, Mario! It's your favorite vegetable! Mario: N O O O O O O O.

Rosalina: MARIO, CALM DOWN! Mario: FUCK YOU, DADDY! PAYBACK, BITCH! I don- I don't know what's going on, CALL 911, IT'S NOT ME- UUUH UUUH UUUH UUUH UUUH- OH, OH MY GOD. Rosalina: MARIO, BREATHE! Mario: U- I- IT WON'T STOP! I- Rosalina: STOP IT! Mario: I CAN'T STOP- Daddy, what would happen if- if I pooped my pants and I smelled it? - CALL 911! CALL- W- *oh, a hop hop hop* Rosalina: What are you doing? Mario: I DUNNO, I CAN'T STOP! *Like a bunny do, and a hop hop hop like they always do* Jeffy: Daddy's hop-hopping his ass off! *Hop hop hop like a bunny-do and-* Rosalina: MARIO, ARE YOU DOING THE HOP HOP?! Mario: I DUNNO! I'M NOT DOING IT, I'M NOT CONTROLLING MYSELF! Rosalina: Here Mario, put your hat back on! Mario: When you're in daddy's brain, and your stomach starts to drain, Diarrhea! Diarrhea! Diarrhea! Diarrhea! Diarrhea! Rosalina: Mario, I think you need to get some food! Come on, let's go! Mario: Okay- UUUH UUUH UUUH. Rosalina: Okay Mario, I'm gonna make you something to eat. Mario: UUUUUH.

Rosalina: Mario, why are you wearing a diaper? Mario: SO MY PANTS DON'T GET DIRTY. Rosalina: Mario, why are you acting like this? Mario: UUUUUH! UUUH! *No shatter?* UUUUUH. Rosalina: MARIO! Mario: UUUH UUUH UUUH UUUUUH. *Rosalina: sigh* Jeffy: Okay, now I need to ask mommy where my cat piano is! Rosalina: Okay Mario, I made you a plate of green beans.

*Uh oh* Mario: I! HATE! GREEN BEANS!!! BLAAAH! *Okay there's the shatter* Rosalina: Mario, why are you acting like Jeffy?! Mario: WHERE'S MY CAT PIANO? Rosalina: Mario, you hid it behind the green beans in the pantry. Mario: UUUH. DEUUH HEH GET IT FOR ME. Rosalina: What? Mario: GET IT FOR ME.

Rosalina: O- okay, Mario. Mario: HHEEHHEEEHEEH- EHHHEEHEEH. Rosalina: Okay Mario, here's your cat piano. Mario: DEEHEEHEEH *meowing* Rosalina: Mario, WHY ARE YOU ACTING SO STRANGE?! Mario: GIVE IT BACK TO JEFFY.

Rosalina: What? *Jesus woman are you deaf* Mario: GIVE IT BACK TO JEFFY. Rosalina: O- okay, Mario. Mario: DYEH GIVE IT BACK TO HIM. Rosalina: Okay! Mario: A-CHOO! Jeffy: UUUUUUUUUUH.

Mario: Oh god... - Wait wait wait, what happened here?! WHAT'S GOING ON?! WHY AM I WEARING A DIAPER?! Jeffy: Oh hey, daddy! Mario: JEFFY! WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?! Jeffy: Looks like you don't like green beans, but um, I'll be right back. Mario: JEFFY?! Rosalina: Jeffy... Jeffy, where are you? Jeffy: Oh hey, mommy.

Rosalina: Hi Jeffy! Here, your cat piano! Mario told me to give it back to you! Jeffy: Oh, really? Rosalina: Yeah! Jeffy: Well, thanks mommy! Rosalina: Here, set it up, go play, maybe sing a song... Mario: I don't know what's going on-w- JEFFY! YOU HAVE YOUR CAT PIANO-You know what? That's it, you lost it for TWO MONTHS NOW! Rosalina: MARIO, NO! You told me to give it back to him! You can't just take it away again! That's just mean! Mario: W- I DIDN'T TELL YOU TO GIVE IT BACK TO HIM! Rosalina: YES YOU DID, MARIO! STOP LYING! Jeffy: When daddy gets mad, and it makes Jeffy sad, Diarrhea! *Diarrhea*.

Norwegian comedian gets the runs in the pool (English subtitles)

We're playing water polo later,
and need one guy for the red team. -I'm on the red team.
-And one more for the white team. He'll be on the white team. -Will you join us?
-Sure.

-He'll do it.
-Great. We're playing now, so come
with me and get changed. -You're getting Arthur's suit.
-Sure. -Just come with me.
-Coming.

-Should I get changed...?
-Yes, just go inside. See you later. -This is going well.
-Yes, your guy is in the lead. -See?
-He's over there.

-I'm starting to get...
-Nerves? -It's just beginner's nerves.
-I can feel it in my stomach. Everyone gets it. -But it's not dangerous, is it?
-No. Just don't hit your head on the edge.

-Go to the bottom to get more air.
-It'll be great! Come on. -My stomach is upset.
-It'll be fine. -But my stomach is upset.
-Lie down if you need more air. -That's not it.
-Good luck! Stand up! Oh, my God! You must stand up, Thomas! Get me out! Pull him in! Pull him in! Get him up! -Can't you lift him out of the water?
-I'm trying.

-Come on, let's go inside.
-I told you... My clothes are there..

HIV & AIDS - signs, symptoms, transmission, causes & pathology

HIV, or human immunodeficiency virus, is a
virus that targets cells in the immune system. Over time, the immune system begins to fail
which is called immunodeficiency, and this increases the risk of infections and tumors
that a healthy immune system would usually be able to fend off. These complications are
referred to as AIDS, or acquired immunodeficiency syndrome. Now there are two distinct types of HIVHIV-1
and HIV-2.

HIV-1 is the more commonly associated with AIDS in the US and worldwide, HIV-2 is
more rare, and typically restricted to areas in western Africa and southern Asia. HIV-2
is so uncommon that HIV almost always refers to HIV-1. Alright HIV targets CD4+
cells, meaning cells that have this specific molecule called CD4 on their membrane. Macrophages,
T-helper cells, and dendritic cells are all involved in the immune response and all have
CD4 molecules; therefore they can be targeted by HIV.

The CD4 molecule helps these cells
attach to and communicate with other immune cells, which is particularly important when
the cells are launching attacks against foreign pathogens. So this little molecule is pretty
important for our immune system, but its also extremely important for HIV. HIV targets
and attaches to the CD4 molecule via a protein called gp120 found on its envelope. HIV then
again uses gp120 to attach to another receptor, called a co-receptor.

HIV needs to bind to
both the CD4 molecule and a coreceptor to get inside the cell. The most common co-receptors
that HIV uses are the CXCR4 co-receptor, which is found mainly on T-cells, or the CCR5 co-receptor
which is found on T-cells, macrophages, monocytes, and dendritic cells. These coreceptors are so important that some
people with homogeneous genetic mutations in their CCR5 actually have resistance or
immunity to HIV, since HIV cant attach and get into the cell. In fact, even heterozygous
mutations which lead to fewer co-receptors on the cells, can make it harder for the virus
to spread, and results in a slower disease progression.

For those without this mutation though, once
HIV binds to CD4 and either CCR5 or CXCR4, it gains access to the cell. HIV is a single-stranded,
positive-sense, enveloped RNA retrovirus, meaning that it injects its single strand
of RNA into the T-helper cell. The retro part of retrovirus isnt referring to its
style, but refers to it needing to use an enzyme called reverse transcriptase to transcribe
a complementary double-stranded piece of proviral DNA. Proviral just means that its ready
to be integrated into the hosts DNA, so it enters the T-helper cells nucleus and
pops itself into the cells DNA, ready to be transcribed into new viruses, pretty sneaky,
huh? Well heres the actual sneaky partwhen the immune cells become activated, they start
transcribing and translating proteins needed for the immune response.

Ironically, this
means that whenever the immune cell is exposed to something that causes it to start up an
immune response, like any infection, the immune cell ends up inadvertently transcribing and
translating new HIV viruses, which bud off from the cell membrane to infect more cells.
Very sneaky indeed! One thing to know is that HIV is notorious
for making errors when it replicates and that during an infection it can mutate to create
slightly different strains of viruses. These viruses are all still considered HIV
but behave slightly differently from each other and target different cells in the host,
in fact that host cell preference is called viral tropism. So lets start with HIV entering
the body through sexual intercourse which is how it typically spreads from person to
person. At this early point, during what we call acute infection, the R5 strain of HIV,
which bind to the CCR5 coreceptor will get into macrophages, dendritic cells, and T cells.
Usually dendritic cells hanging out in the epithelial or mucosal tissue where the virus
entered the body, capture the virus and migrate to the lymph nodes, where a lot of immune
cells live, and the R5 strain of HIV essentially has a field day, infecting T-helper cells,
macrophages, and more dendritic cells, which leads to a big spike in HIV replication and
the amount of virus found in the patients blood.

Patients typically experience flu-like
or mononucleosis-like symptoms during the acute infection. In response, the immune system
mounts a counterattack, and starts to control the amount of viral replication, and the amount
of virus in the blood declines to lower but still detectable levels by 12 weeksat which
point the patient enters the chronic or clinically-latent phase, which can last between 2 and 10 years.
If we also plot the amount of T cells alongside the amount of virus, well see that they
loosely mirror each other, which makes total sense, right? Initially you have a considerable
decline in the acute phase until the immune system mounts its counterattack. After this
point, even though there may not be any clinical signs or symptoms of the virus, the virus
is steadily chipping away at the immune system, and the number of viruses in the blood slowly
increases, while at the same time T cells slowly decrease, losing about 1-2 billion
T cells every day. During this chronic phase, T cell counts usually remain above 500 cells
/ mm3, about the size of the head of a pin, and patients can still fight off other infections
fairly well, although some infections like tuberculosis become more common and severe.

Remember how HIV replication can create mutations?
Well during the chronic phase of HIV infection, its worth pointing out that some patients
develop an X4 strain of HIV which targets the CXCR4 coreceptor, which is essentially
only T-cells. These X4 strains kind of lay low in the lymphoid tissues, and steadily
destroy of CD4 T cells, since about 90% of T cells are found in lymphoid tissue. Not
all patients develop the X4 strain, though, so its not completely clear what the presence
of this strain implies about the disease course. When the bodys T cells drop low enough,
between about 200 and 500 cells / mm3, patients start experiencing symptoms like swollen lymph
nodes, or lymphadenopathy, as well as relatively minor infections like oral hairy leukoplakia,
a hairy-looking white patch on the side of the tongue caused by the same Epstein-Barr
virus that causes mononucleosis, as well as oral candidiasis, a yeast infection in the
mouth.

As more T cells are lost, and the level falls below 200 cells / mm3, the immune system
becomes severely compromised and at this stage the condition has progressed from HIV disease
to AIDS. At this point people experience things like persistent fever, fatigue, weight loss,
and diarrhea. And the HIV count in the blood might increase significantly. At this point, certain conditions start to
develop that are said to be AIDS-defining, such as recurrent bacterial pneumonia, pneumocystis
pneumonia, and fungal infections like candidiasis of the esophagus.

Other conditions include
certain tumors and malignancies like Kaposi sarcoma which causes lesions on the skin and
other soft tissues, and primary lymphoma of the brain. Many people with AIDS die from
infections that a healthy immune system would typically be able to fend off, like pneumocystis,
cytomegalovirus, or mycobacterium avium complex. Male-to-male transmission is the most common
mode of transmission in the US, and male-to-female is the most common mode in resource-limited
settings. Although less common, female-to-male transmissions occur as well since HIV is present
in the vaginal and cervical fluids of infected women.

In fact, over 75% of all cases of HIV
are contracted from sexual intercourse. The next most common means of transmission include
things like intravenous drug abuse and mother-to-child transmission, which can be via the placenta
during delivery, or via breast milk. Other, much less common modes of transmission include
accidental needlesticks, and use of blood products like blood transfusions. As far diagnosis goes, there are a few types
of HIV tests that can be doneantibody tests, antibody/antigen tests, and RNA/DNA tests.
Antibody tests look for antibodies that the bodys made against HIV.

Antigen tests look
for the virus directly, so antibody/antigen tests detect both antibodies to the virus
as well as the virus itself. RNA tests screen for viral RNA, so they also detect the virus
directly, and DNA tests look for copies of the viral RNA (since remember its a retrovirus
so it copies its genetic material into DNA). For screening purposes, the recommended test
is the antibody/antigen test, which is better at identifying early infection. Its also
recommended, if the first test is positive, to follow it with a confirmatory test that
looks for antibody or nucleic acids.

Theres currently no cure for AIDS; treatment
however, can help somebody with AIDS live longer, healthier lives and help reduce the
risk of transmission. The primary method is to use antiretroviral therapy, or ART. ART
isnt a single medicine, but a combination of medicines thats known as an HIV regimen.
These help slow down HIV replication, which gives the immune system a chance to recover
and help fight off other infections more effectively..

Drinks laxativethen plays football

It's matchtime! Morten has brought two friends that are skilled at soccer but i have brought along three friends that is decently skilled at soccer. We are purple! You guys are completely white! Before the match, both teams have to consume a huge meal, with dishes that is notorius to, well - get the system going. My main goal is to have a little taste of everything. (Background: I am so hungry) And then it's really good with a little "sour-cream porridge".

Followed by a glass of heavy laxative that will work after 30 minutes. Lets start - in 30 minutes! I do not notice anything. This is such a bad idea.. Then we welcome you to this gym in Oslo, and to this soccer match with a really bad stomach Morten Ramm's team are Diarl Madrid, and consists of Morten Ramm, retired hockeyplayer Erik Follestad and the real soccer player Mads Hansen.

On Stian Blipp's team - "Poopelona" - the team consists of the stand up comedian Martin Lepperd, Jan Tore  Kristoffersen, Henrik Bjrnson and of course - Stian Blipp himself. You still havent told us anything about why you particularly chose us to be on your team, Stian? It's because you said yes to be a part of this. Todays match lasts for 15 minutes and every player has their own toilet available - behind the white curtain on the sideline. The match will NOT stop, regardless if someone has to use the toilet.

So here the players have to keep their stomachs in check, so they have players on the field. ONE, TWO, THREE! - POOPELONA! Now we are ready for kickoff. It's been 30 minutes since the players consumed the laxatives. We can also see that the referee also gonna have a shot of the laxative.

NOW WE'RE STARTING! Follestad is trying. It seems like the laxatives haven't started to work YET. The players are moving relatively slow and easy. "Poopelona" continues.

It's such a good play on the edge there - open goal for Blipp! But the heading goes over! He really should have sent "Poopelona" in to a winning position there. Entry for Diaral. Follestad. And there we have our 1-0! Morten Ramm gives Diaral Madrid 1-0 - but "Poopelona" can answer this, which they do aswell! Stian Blipp! He cant reach that one! That was such a long step! Starting to struggle a little bit, doesn't he? Is the going to keep it in, or does he have to...? I almost shat myself there! He has to go to a trip to behind the curtains..

And there we have to first player that have lost the battle! Now its 3 against 3 on the field. And that should be an advantage for Ramm and his team... And Bjrnson scores! That is a good goal, and maybe "Poopelona" is better without Blipp. It seems so.

Wow, look at the way he puts that one in! 3-1 To Poopelona, they cant give this away unless another guy has to shit. And now they are only two guys on the field, and we can see Martin sitting here. (Holy f**k) It stings so much! (Yeah, it hurts) But, this is dramatic for Poopelona! How is Diaral gonna respond to this? We see that the smell is a weapon that Poopelona can use for their advantage. Please, hurry up! I have to go soon! Im not even kidding.

 Seariously, hurry up! I have to go! Ramm gives a message that he is starting to feel the pressure. Jesus christ, are you serious? Stian Blipp is ready, as well as Martin Lepperd! Poopelona is now a full crew, and Morten Ramm has to go. Poopelona - 4 against 2 now! Now we have to take advantage of the situation! I never get finished! That is good! Great save from Mads Hansen! This is not good at all, Stian! Martin Lepperd dissapears once again! Jan Tore Kristoffersen follows him! Morten, can you please finish up soon, because im about to shit myself. Yes, but im not quite finished yet.

Seriously, im on the third round now. Seems like Follestad also have to go soon. There goes Follestad! Now we're 2 against 1! - What the f**k is happening?! There is something wrong here?! Diaral wants the goal, but they only have one player left on the field, Mads Hansen! And Hansen scores! - What a player! Come on, Mads! And there we have it, once again! Mads Hansen is fixing everything all by himself. And right now it is 3-3! - We're just gonna sit here a little bit longer Martin Lepperd is back.

And the referee has to go! And Poopelona is now a four player team! Now it's only a short amount of time left! Misses a great oppourtunity on an open goal! Jesus f***ing christ.. Here comes Mads Hansen, outplaying Blipp! Only seconds left remaining! He's playing with the wall! -They are better when they are taking a shit. What a goal, take a look at this! He's playing it to Morten Ramm that is taking a shit! ...Gets the ball in return and makes it a 4-3! -Time to throw in the towel or? And there the referee blows off the match! Diaral has won the game! But none of the players can be classified as winners today and I can really say that it is a little bit unbelievable what people do to come on TV..

Dokter 24 - Diare Bayi, Bisa Jadi Keracunan Makanan, Bahaya ! (with English Subtitle)

Hi, Sobat Sehat! I'm dr. Silvi At this moment, I will share information and health tips at Dokter 24 Don't forget to subscribe and like this channel. It's sad to see our baby having diarrhea. Moreover if in a day, the baby has pooped frequently.

Well, it can be caused by several factors. The factors are There is infection of parasite, bacteria, or virus, which come from the unhygienic stuffs touched by the baby. Moreover, baby immune system is still developing and prone to any disease. Besides, the impact of food poisoning, drinking too much of fruit juice, food allergic, and consuming or allergic to the wrong medicine Diarrhea can be cured by preventing dehydration.

Mother should give more breast milk to the baby or giving electrolyte water. If there are none of them, mother can give rice water or soup broth Besides, giving Zinc to reduce the diarrhea is good as well. The next step is giving nutrients so the baby can be strong and growing If the baby has fever, liquid pooping frequently the baby eats a little and it's not getting any better in three days, take the baby immediately to the doctor to get the further treatment..

Beol itu sehat

POOP HARD POOP. FREE WAY POOP. ROCKET POOP. GAMING POOP.

Bro, quickly, please, please. Bro, I'm nearly can't hold it anymore. Oh... Sh*t...

I poop my pants. Oh, no. I miss the goal. SHRINKING VIOLET POOP.

Bro, do you still need some time? I have to go in there too. No. Are you pooping? No. Of course I am not.

POOP PANTS. ELEGANT POOP. HELLO! I believe everyone did poop. Pooping is important.

Because it is one of the parameters to show that we are healthy. We have to poop every day. But if you poop 3 or 7 or 8 times in a day... You may have a health problem.

And the best time to poop is in the morning. Because our digestive system work optimally in the morning. So, dont forget to P.O.O.P. If you like this video, please LIKE, SUBSCRIBE, and SHARE this video.

And remember to poop every day. Bye!.

Adit Sopo Jarwo - Diet Tak Teratur Malah jadi Tersungkur (Episode 70) [HD]

11, 12, 13 ... Already, how many times? One hundred, Sopo! Already, yes, boss. Sopo
was tired, boss ... Sopo, Sopo, like, this is it for yourself, let me healthy, let me
not be too fat like this.

Yes, boss. But, we've to
deliver the goods first. Okay, okay, okay. But
later after delivering goods, we further the sport (gymnastics).

Okay, Sopo? Come on, a strong, sliding. Boys... " Diet Irregular fact so fell " This result, I explain, Sopo. You create down hard enough, that's why.

Yes, right, boss? You do not know, just smart ... 1, 2 ... - One more.
- Already, boss. Slightly longer, already, okay.

Sopo mind ... Oalah, already, let's just
part of the sport, Sopo. After all, this is
the last, is up order, we had run out of
new sport again. Okay? Come on, strong, hurry up! Assalamualaikum, Mr.
Anas, sir ...

(Knock on door) - Mr. Anas ...
- Lalalalala Lalalalala Oh, oh ... Lalalalala Lalalalalala Uh, uh, oh ... (Shocked) Uh, whoa, distress ya if vague, this ...

Oh, oh ... Hey, Sopo, Sopo! Hey, wait yes, Sopo! Sopo! Oh ... Oh, why else would this Bemo? Hey, Sopo! Just wait! You, do not
run away! That, for you alone, Sopo! Hey, Sopo! (Music) Sopo! Alas, even added the road again ... (Music) Sopo! Hey, Sopo! - Sopo brother, Adit.
- Oh, yes, Dennis.

Abang Sopo why run, huh? Abang Sopo why, brother? - Know, Adit, Sopo ...
- Lest Abang Sopo, ... - Let us pursue, Dennis.
- Come on. Uh, uh ... Adit, wait! Alas, run again ...

Sholatullah Salamullah Sopo ... Pak Haji, see Abang Sopo? Just now he ran there, Adit.
Lickety-split run. So what the heck? Thank you, Mr. Haji.

Assalamualaikum. - Come on, Dennis.
- Waalaikumsalam. Assalamualaikum, Pak Haji. Waalaikumsalam.

Hmm ... There needs to be
sorted out again ya ... - Abang Sopo, wait!
- Abang Sopo! - Sopo ...
- Abang Sopo! - What is this?
- Do not know ... Know ...

That, Sopo his ... - What? Sopo?
- Come help! - What is that?
- What is this? Brother Sopo! - Abang Sopo!
- Sopo! - Stop, Brother!
- Alas, this is old, ouch ... Sopo! Sopo! Sopo! Wait, Pak Haji! - Abang Sopo!
- Abang Sopo! - Abang Sopo!
- Hey, Sopo! Adit and Dennis, keep
the river's edge Sopo! - Now, turn left!
- Yes, Pak Haji! - Abang Sopo, stop!
- Hey, Sopo, where are you going? Oh, oh ... Already tomorrow, stop it! Jog want what ?!
If you want a diet there must be rules! Forgive Sopo, Pak Haji ...

Because ... Haiya... Ouch, ouch ... Ouch, Ya Allah ...
Astaghfirullah ...

Ya Allah, Gusti ... Brother, you know, Sopo ... Sopo through here? - That he, his brother Sopo.
- Ouch ... - Abang Sopo, why, brother?
- Sorry, Sopo seems like diarrhea ...

- What ?!
- But, earlier, you were ... - It's already been really can not stand.
- Ya Allah, Sopo! We're tired ... So, from our earlier, pursue it (Sopo) ... So?! Ahh...

Udin, Udin ... Heh, heh, do not blame me! I was right, as tired as
well, gasping for breath ... Now, now, calm down. So here
goes, everything else was, indeed willing to clear first, and
then take action.

Well, just what is it ... Seriously... Tired of just ... This, Sopo.

Drug heritage you,
let me quickly clogged you diarrhea. Thank you Baba Chang. Bismillah. Then the chase again Sopo.

Ouch ... Abang Jarwo, Abang Jarwo ....

10 Proven Health Benefits Of Curry LeavesUseful info

10 Proven Health Benefits Of Curry Leaves. The benefits of curry leaves are mostly due
to the carbazole alkaloids they carry. Eat curry leaves raw, add them to your meals,
or drink an infusion to treat diabetes, dysentery, diarrhea, morning sickness, and nausea. Curry leaves also reduce your bodys fat
content, helping you lose weight.

Apply curry leaf paste to your skin and scalp
to treat wounds, boils, and dandruff. The curry leaf tree was originally grown in
India for its aromatic leaves and for embellishing ornaments. It soon found its way to the Asian kitchen,
the leaves or kadhi patta being added as a flavoring agent in most curries. But theres more to curry leaves than just
a heady aroma and an appetite-tickling flavor.

They are a rich source of vitamins A, B, C,
and B2, calcium, and iron.1 Because of this, they have been used in folklore medicine to
treat calcium deficiency, among several other conditions. Health Benefits Of Curry Leaves Lets take a look at some ways in which
the popular leaf-spice can benefit our health: 1. Eliminates Bacteria And Cell-Damaging Free
Radicals. Most illnesses are caused by infections or
involve oxidative cell damage at some point or the other.

In times of growing incidence of antibiotic-resistant
strains, alternative remedies to infections are crucial. Thats where curry leaves show promise. Curry leaves are loaded with carbazole alkaloids,
compounds that have antioxidant, antibacterial, anti-inflammatory, and even anti-cancer properties. The compound linolool, primarily responsible
for the flowery scent of curry leaves, is also capable of killing bacteria and eliminating
cell-damaging free radicals.

2. Heals Wounds, Skin Eruption, And Burns. Trying to understand why curry leaves are
touted for their wound healing properties in Asian folk medicine, a group of Malaysian
researchers conducted a study on rats. They found that the topical application of
mahanimbicine, a carbazole alkaloid extracted from curry leaves, accelerated healing in
wounds that were not too deep.

Not only did they seal the skin gap but also
restored hair growth in the affected area. Curry leaves have similar curative effects
on boils, itchy or inflamed skin, and first-degree burns (mild burns). How To Use:
Grind fresh curry leaves into a paste. Add a little water if need be.

Apply this paste on burns, bruises, and skin
eruptions like boils (after you clean the affected area). Its best to leave the paste on overnight. Cover wounds with a bandage after applying
the paste. 3.

Encourages Weight Loss. Curry leaves play the successful underdog
when it comes to weight loss. A study in obese rats showed that the carbazole
alkaloids in curry leaves, particularly mahanimbine, work against body weight gain and reduce total
body cholesterol. This is good news for those trying to shave
off a few layers of fat from their bodies.

How To Use:
Munch on dried curry leaves as snacks or add fresh or dried leaves to your meals. They are a must in green salads. Regularly eating these leaves along with a
balanced diet and exercise may help you reach your weight loss goals sooner. 4.

Keeps Diabetes In Check. A study on diabetic mice showed that curry
leaves can reduce blood glucose levels. A similar study suggests curry leaves do so
by protecting insulin-producing cells of the pancreas from free radical damage. The effects are comparable to a well-known
sugar-lowering drug called glibenclamide.

Another study offers a different explanation
saying that the sugar-lowering effects are possibly due to the minerals (like iron, zinc,
and copper) in curry leaves that stimulate the pancreas. Though the nutrients in curry leaves may account
for only 12% of your recommended daily intake, researchers believe it is a good step
in the treatment of diabetes. Eat as many curry leaves as you can, raw or
in your meals. Bear in mind its spicy flavor.

5. Treats Dysentery, Diarrhea, And Constipation. Curry leaves can be eaten raw as mild laxatives. By supporting bowel movement and stimulating
digestive enzymes, they serve well in the treatment of digestive problems like dysentery
and diarrhea.

In a study on rats suffering from constipation,
curry leaf extracts were seen to relieve constipation while also easing abdominal pain. How To Use: For an upset stomach, grind curry leaves into
a powder using a mortar and pestle. Mix a teaspoon of it into a glass of buttermilk. Drink this concoction on an empty stomach.

Alternatively, eat raw, tender curry leaves
on an empty stomach. 6. Stimulates Hair Growth, Prevents Premature
Graying, And Cures Dandruff. Curry leaves stimulate hair follicles, promoting
the growth of healthy strands with normal amounts of hair pigment.

They, thus, can be used in treating hair loss
and premature graying. Dandruff is commonly caused by a Malassezia
furfur fungal scalp infection. This fungus causes hair loss and makes the
scalp flaky. Curry leaf extracts have shown antifungal
activity toward this fungus, which is why it can be used to treat dandruff.

How To Use:
For hair fall and dandruff, grind dried curry leaves into a powder and mix in some coconut
oil. The quantity of oil you add depends on the
length of your hair. Massage the mix into your scalp. Leave for half an hour and wash off with a
mild shampoo.

Do this at least once a week. For gray hair, crush fresh curry leaves into
a paste. Massage it into your scalp and wash off after
half an hour. Do this, too, at least once a week.

7. Relieves Stress. This has to do with the calming effects of
the fragrance from curry leaves. Studies in rats showed that the inhalation
of linalool could help alleviate stress.

Curry leaf essential oil, thus, may be a useful
tool in the treatment of anxiety and depression. How To Use:
Apply 23 drops of the essential oil on your pillow cover before you sleep to wake
up happy. 8. Sharpens Memory.

By incorporating curry leaves in your diet,
you may be able to sharpen your memory. A study in rats showed that dietary intake
of curry leaves can significantly reduce amnesia or loss of memory. The potential of curry leaves in the treatment
of impaired memory disorders like Alzheimers is definitely one that needs to be explored. When cooking, saute a couple of curry leaves
in the oil before you add the other ingredients.

Try incorporating curry leaves, fresh and
dried, into as many meals as possible. 9. Relieves Morning Sickness And Nausea. Curry leaves increase digestive secretions
and thereby relieve nausea, vomiting, and morning sickness.

The inherent flavor of curry leaves may contribute
as well. Blend 1520 fresh curry leaves into a juice. You may manually crush the leaves as well. To one or two teaspoons of the leaf juice,
add a teaspoon of lime juice and a pinch of jaggery.

Have this mix. Alternatively, boil curry leaves in water
and strain out the leaves. Drink the infusion when warm to mitigate the
urge to vomit. 10.

Treats Orofacial Dyskinesia. Orofacial dyskinesia involves involuntary,
repetitive movements of muscles in the mouth and face. Twitching below the eye and smacking of lips
commonly associated with psychotic patients are examples of this condition. In animal studies, curry leaves could protect
nerve cells from damage by virtue of their rich reserves of antioxidants.

Traditional Use Of Curry Leaves For Better
Eyesight. The claim that curry leaves can improve eyesight
and prevent the early onset of cataract is mostly based on traditional medicine. The reasoning is that curry leaves are rich
in vitamin A that helps protect the eye cornea, the transparent layer covering the eye. Traditional practices involve suffusing the
eyes with the juice from fresh curry leaves.

This should never be attempted without professional
supervision. Now knowing what a few naive leaves can offer,
you will probably never look at curry leaves the same way again. For something that is so easy to add to your
diet, you should definitely give  it  a try..

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Please support with our channel mensubscribe Ebola (Congo Virus) is a virus of the genus Ebolavirus, familia Filoviridae, and also the name of a disease caused by the virus. Ebola is a deadly disease. The symptoms include vomiting, diarrhea, body aches, bleeding inside and outside Anus, and fever. The mortality rate to 90%.

Humans began a period of this virus until his death about 1 week because this virus so ferociously. And so far have not found vaccine that can cure this disease. Entero virus is a disease of the hands, feet and mouth, if neglected it could be a brain inflammation. Enterovirus attack symptoms are very similar to ordinary flu symptoms so difficult to detect This virus easily spread by direct contact with the patient.

And just a few weeks, already 24 thousand people infected with enterovirus. More than 30 of them died mostly children. This virus reportedly already in Indonesia and spread 3 People in Sumatra. Hepatitis B is a liver disease caused by the "Hepatitis B virus" (HBV), a family member Hepadnavirus that can cause acute liver inflammation some cases may progress to liver or liver cancer.

Hepatitis B can happen to everyone of all ages. Each year about 1,800 people are diagnosed with liver cancer and more than half were men. Bird flu is a type A influenza virus that spreads among birds. The virus is then found to be able to also spread to other species such as pigs, cats, dogs, tigers, and humans.

Common symptoms that can occur are high fever, respiratory complaints. Replication of virus in the body can run fast so that the patient should immediately seek medical attention. The initial outbreak at the farm in the world that has been confirmed since December 2003. On February 8, 2006, the OIE declared Nigeria as the first country to have a positive cases of bird flu on the continent.

HIV is a virus that infects cells of the human immune system. The term HIV has been used since 1986 as a name for the retrovirus HIV is transmitted through sexual intercourse and oral sex, or through the anus, blood transfusion, It is estimated that between 36 and 44 million people living with HIV. 25 Million of whom are residents of sub-Saharan Africa. Estimates of the number of people infected with HIV.

Worldwide in 2004 was 6.4 Million people, in Indonesia has reached 130,000 people, the lives of people affected by HIV around 6-12 years..